The Individual

The President of Iran says:

“If European countries claim that they have killed Jews in World War II… why don’t they provide the Zionist regime with a piece of Europe,” Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told Iranian television.

“Germany and Austria can provide the… regime with two or three provinces for this regime to establish itself, and the issue will be resolved.”

The president’s remarks were quickly condemned by Israel and the US.

Personally I think the Mossad needs to pay this jerk-off a visit.

MIAMI — A passenger on an American Airlines flight told NBC 6 that shots were fired on an airplane about to depart from Miami International Airport Wednesday afternoon.
Mary Gardner, who was a guest on NBC 6’s South Florida Today show Wednesday morning, told NBC 6 the plane was on the runway when a passenger caused a disturbance and an air marshal fired shots.
Miami-Dade fire rescue officials confirmed the shooting.
The shooting happened at about 2 p.m. on AA flight 924, heading to Orlando.

I am feeling much more secure flying knowing that the FAM would shoot some SOB that screams “bomb!!”. If I am on a plane and you yell “bomb, hijack, etc.” you are going to have every pencil, pen, Sky Mall catalog, laptop, Palm Pilot, and electric razer that I have shoved so far up your colon that they will have to tag your ass as checked baggage. Having someone freak on YOUR plane is scary. I once sat between two very fat people who sweat on me the whole ride and that was scary enough. “get in my belly little man. Baby back ribs.” Scary. I digress. Anyway,
I am a big fan of FAM’s as of this date. Thank you sir where ever you are.